Driving down Still Road, what did I see?
A fat, old man staring back at me
He was holding onto the biggest thing I've ever seen
The sight of it kinda made me green
Behind a refrigerator
Might not get there 'til later
Guy with a beard
Kinda looks wierd
Behind a refrigerator
Rusty, old fridge with the door ajar,
Ugliest fridge I'd ever seen by far
Why aren't I walking? Why am I in my car?
I should be hanging out with Nicholas the Czar.
Behind a refrigerator
Might not get there 'til later
I see a pickup truck
And I'm out of luck
Behind a refrigerator
Behind a refrigerator
Might not get there 'til later
I need a better ride
Maybe if I was inside
Inside a refrigerator