Chorus:
David, David, David the Gnome
Where have you gone, please come home
David, David, David the Gnome
Death is upon you, when you're alone
With all the animals you have saved
And all the trolls you've trapped in caves
You still don't have no common sense
And right now we're all feeling tense
You got so drunk last night at the bar
You couldn't drive back home in your car
You wandered off to nowhere land
Passed out on the beach in a pile of sand
Chorus
You're lucky you've got a fox for a friend
Who'll save your honky-ass time and again
He'll bring you back to your dear wife
Who'd been praying fro her husband's life
Chorus
As you pull into your tree trunk
And hop out like a rudie punk
The question that awaits the end
Will your animal friend ever trust you again?
David, David, David the Gnome
Where have you gone, please come home!